I Always Had A Fantasy Of Being

I Knew All About Edward Viii's Abdication, George Vi Becoming The King And Having A Stammer, But Nothing About How He Got Rid Of It.

More People Have A Fear Of Speaking Than A Fear Of Death. So At A Funeral, Most People Would Want To Be The Person In The Coffin Rather Than The Person Delivering The Eulogy!

I've Discovered I Prefer To Prepare A Few Notes Or Actually Write The Speech So I Can Really Hone It Down To Hopefully Be Entertaining, Try And Get A Laugh At Least By The Second Line, And Then Say What You Need To Say.

You Had To Be Into Sport And, Sad To Say, I'm A Traitor To My Country Because I Don't Have A Sporting Bone In My Body.

I Did Not Want To Put Myself On The Line, As An Australian Playing Britains Greatest Comic Actor. The Fans Of Sellers Are Obsessive, Possessive - And Aggressive. I Did Not Want To Risk Their Anger - Or My Own Reputation.