I Always Had One Ear Offstage, Listening

Every Actor Looks All His Life For A Part That Will Combine His Talents With His Personality... 'the Odd Couple' Was Mine. That Was The Plutonium I Needed. It All Started Happening After That.

My Doctor Gave Me Six Months To Live, But When I Couldn't Pay The Bill He Gave Me Six Months More.

We're Writing A Book Together. She Just Finished One. Did You Read It? Among The Porcupines?

It's Very Easy To Live Here. You're Anonymous Here. Nobody Knows Who You Are.

I Never Worked With Marilyn Monroe, But If She'd Lived, I Think She Would Have Been All Right. She Would Have Been President Of The United States.