I Always Knew I Didn't Want Kids,

I Cried When I Had No Shoes, Until I Met A Man Who Had No Feet. And Then I Laughed Really Hard.

Gay Guys Know How To Craft, And They Craft Really Well. Straight Guys, Forget It.

You Just Can't Enjoy Any Of The Movie When You're In It.

Gift-wrap The Framed Artwork On Your Walls And Rehang Them - What's Nicer Than A Wall Of Presents To Look At?

I'm Not A First-place Person.