I Always Knew I Didn't Want Kids,

I Like Working With The Public, I Like Working With Food, And I Like Making Cash.

I Cried When I Had No Shoes, Until I Met A Man Who Had No Feet. And Then I Laughed Really Hard.

If You See A Shy Person, Ask Them Some Questions Like, 'why Are You So Shy? Tell Everyone, We're All Listening.

I'm Not Very Good With Drink Recipes. If I'm Entertaining, I Like To Come Up With A House Drink For The Evening, One Thing I'll Make For The Whole Evening Of The Whole Month.

I Always Want To Look Unattractive, It's More Fun. I Like Playing Opposites, People Who Aren't Attractive Who Think They Are Pretty. That's Always Interesting To Me.