I Always Said That If They Have

It's A Marriage. If I Had To Choose Between My Wife And My Putter, Well, I'd Miss Her.

Golf Is A Puzzle Without An Answer. I've Played The Game For 40 Years And I Still Haven't The Slightest Idea How To Play.

Golf Asks Something Of A Man. It Makes One Loathe Mediocrity. It Seems To Say, "if You Are Going To Keep Company With Me, Don't Embarrass Me.

The Pressure Gets Worse The Older You Get. The Hole Starts To Look The Size Of A Bayer Aspirin.

Wind Is Part Of The British Open. It Is An Examination And It Took Me A Long Time To Pass The Examination. Eighty Per Cent Of The Fellows Out There Have Not Passed The Test.