I Always Tried To Hit The Ball

People Ask Me What I Do In Winter When There's No Baseball. I'll Tell You What I Do. I Stare Out The Window And Wait For Spring.

I'd Rather Him (grover Alexander) Pitch A Crucial Game For Me Drunk, Then Anyone I've Ever Known Sober. He Was That Good.

Players Who Stand Flat Footed And Swing With Their Arms Are Golfers, Not Hitters.

The Big Trouble Is Not Really Who Isn't In The Hall Of Fame, But Who Is. It Was Established For A Select Few.

When I Was In The Batter's Box, I Felt Sorry For The Pitcher.