I Always Try To Use My Medium,

Television Is A Populous, Derivative, Democratic Medium.

Everything I Do, In The Middle Of It, I Lose All Objectivity. The Business Of Comedy Is Kind Of Ridiculous In That Respect. Your Job Is To Have A Lot Of Fun In A Jar, Then Sell It. There's Something Inherently Illogical And Impossible About That, But That Being Said, This Is As Good As It Gets.

I'd Just Love To Sit At Home, Wake Up At 10am, Go To My Own Office With My Dog, And Write A Movie. I Don't Know If I'm Capable Of Doing That Though. I Think I'll Just End Up Playing Minecraft And Self-destructing.

I Wish People Used Wishes To Modify Themselves Instead Of Others. Wish To Be Low Maintenance. Wish To Be Autonomous, Even.

There's A Fine Line Between A Stream Of Consciousness And A Babbling Brook To Nowhere.