I Always Wanted To Scuba Dive. I

I Ain't Running For Office. I Ain't Running For Nothing.

Stand-up Is What I Am; Stand-up Is What Made Me.

If You Mess Something Up, Remember Who Got You There. Don't Be Pointing Fingers, Even If Finger-pointing Is Called For. Only One You Got To Blame Is Your Own Self.

I'm Not A Politician, I'm A Comedian. I Know My Limitations.

I'm Very Much Disciplined Because I'm More Mature. When I Was Young I Just Wanted To Live, I Could Jump, I Could Run, I Was Quick And I Was Relentless.