I Always Wanted To Write As Much

I'm Not A Big Method Actor. I'm Much More Superficial.

People Say History Was Written By The Winners. No, It Wasn't. It Was Written By The Bullies.

Humanity Is A Crazy Contradiction. I Accept Us For Who We Are. We're Not That Great. Every Time We Take A Step Forward We Go Back To The Same Primitive Behavior. We're Meant To Be This Way. It's Not Our Fault, It's Just Who We Are.

People Say History Is Boring, And That Is True Because People Are Boring. We Haven't Changed Since Time Began. We're Still The Same.

I'm Quietly Becoming New York's Premiere Actor. People Don't Understand. They Have Me Pigeon-holed As A Comedian.