I Always Wanted To Write As Much

With Comedians, You Have That Understanding That We're Trying To Get Laughs.

I Think I Identify More With The Smart Guy, But Most People Might Take Umbrage At That. I Like To Think Of Myself As A Real Thinker, But I Suppose People Might Beg To Differ.

You Can't Make Money On Broadway. You Make Nothing. You Maybe Make Like $1,350 A Week After You Pay Out All The Producers.

I Think Everyone Should Own Six Guns, Even Though I Don't Own Any.

I'm Always Working On Stuff. But They Never Materialize. I'm Always Working On Movies And Tv Shows.