I Am A Bundle Of Nerves Dressed

I Used To Attend Scientific Experiments When I Was A Girl At School. They Invariably Ended In An Explosion. If Mr. Jennings Will Be So Very Kind, I Should Like To Be Warned Of The Explosion This Time. With A View To Getting It Over, If Possible, Before I Go To Bed.

Women Can Resist A Man's Love, A Man's Fame, A Man's Personal Appearance, And A Man's Money, But They Cannot Resist A Man's Tongue When He Knows How To Talk To Them.

But I Am A Just Man, Even To My Enemy - And I Will Acknowledge, Beforehand, That They Are Cleverer Brains Than I Thought Them

The Fool's Crime Is The Crime That Is Found Out And The Wise Man's Crime Is The Crime That Is Not Found Out.

My Business In Life Is To Eat, Drink, Sleep, And Die. Everything Else Is Superfluity And I Will Have None Of It.