I Am A Ceiling Fan, Especially During

How To Be A Bouncer: Be An Asshole; Stand Near A Door.

The Shortest Feedback Loop I Can Think Of Is Doing Improvisation In Front Of An Audience.

If You Remove A Treehouse From A Tree, Than It's Just A Shitty House. Sometimes When I'm In A Shitty House, I Like To Imagine That It's In A Tree, Than It's Like Woah, This House Is Amazing.

I Believe In Empathy. When Religion Provides That For People, It's The Best Thing In The World.

Villains Fear Me Because I Am Unpredictable And Broccoli. See What I Mean?