I Am A Ceiling Fan, Especially During

What's This About Rice Milk? I Didn't Even Know Rice Had Nipples!

Vampires Probably Don't Have Great Breath.

Never Forget Where You Came From. That's What I Think When I Walk Into A Cave.

To Make Even Fewer Friends Try Talking About Politics As Much As You Talk About Yourself.

I Think Cats Would Have An Even Worse Attitude If They Found Out How Stupid Their Names Were.