I Am A Classic 'star Trek' Fanatic.

[s]he Leans Into This Guy And Rocks Her Head Like I’m Making This Music For Her, When If I Could, I Would Take It All Away And Give Her As Much Silence As She’s Given Me Pain.

Who Else Would Find Me At Just This Moment? First He Found Me Drunk, Now He Found Me Cleaning Up Poo From A Barking Pony Who Was About To Go Into Attack Mode.

Somewhere Between A Friend And Acquaintance—a Frequaintance, As It Were.

I Can Be A Badass Dj When I Want, But I Am Also An Insufferable Music Snob.

Males Are The Most Incomprehensible Species.