I Am A Firm Believer That You

For The Most Part I Pick Movies Based On The Merit Of The Script, And The Merit Of The Script Only.

I Was A Lifeguard. It Was My Summer Job Growing Up, And I Never Saved Anyone. I Never Had To, Thank Goodness.

Many States Have Laws Against Cousin Marriage, Which I Think Are Ridiculous - People Should Be Allowed To Make That Choice.

If You're Not Seeing Each Other Anymore Because Things Are So Strained, And Your Only Communication Is A Weekly E-mail, And You're Wondering Which Medium Is Most Appropriate For Announcing Your Desire To Break Up - Guess What, You've Already Broken Up.

I'm No Mechanic But I Can Change My Oil And I Know What To Do When I Get A Flat Tire And I Can Hot-wire It In An Emergency.