I Am A Great Admirer Of Women.

I've Decided That My Motto In Life Is "get Off My Lawn." It's The Right Answer To Everything.

There Are No Kinder Or Better People In The World Than Those Who Listen To You When You Are 18.

If I Bring Anything To The Table, It's The Fact That Not Everybody Realizes They're Funny. So I Just Point A Finger.

Some People Are Better Imagined In One's Bed Than Found There In The Morning.

The Greenpeace Booth At All The Rock And Roll Shows Nowadays Are Akin To The Old Sorcerers Who Used To Stand In The Middle Of Villages Warning Of Danger, 'when Night Wolf Swallows Mother Moon, There Will Be Great Famine.'