I Am A Man. And I Am

If Someone Throws A Pie At Your Face, Just Open Your Mouth Really Wide And Say, 'thanks For Feeding Me, A**hole.'

They Say That Structure Is Freedom, And In A Sense It Is. When You're Dealing With Multiple Constraints, You Have To Figure Out What You Can Get Out Of That.

I Think It Would Be Frustrating To Be A Match Maker. "what Do You Do?" "i'm A Match Maker" "aw, That's Really Romantic" "no, Umm... I Actually... Never Mind"

The Worst Time To Have A Heart Attack Is During A Game Of Charades.

Popcorn Is One Of The Only Situations In Which You Eat The Result Of An Explosion.