I Am A Patriot And I Want

Because I Went From The Daily Show Where I Was A Fake News Guy On A Fake News Show To Bruce Almighty Where I Played A News Guy To Anchorman Where I Played A News Guy, Now I'm...yeah, I Tend To Gravitate Towards Suits.

You Know What Disneyland Is Known For? The Big Turkey Leg. People Walk Around With Enormous Deep-fried Turkey Legs. Like Little Kids, Three-year-old Kids Eating These Five-pound Turkey Legs.

That's An Interesting Way To Put It: An Expectation Of Who You Should Be. More Often Than Not, It's Described As An Expectation Of Who You Are.

People Know Where Romantic Comedies Are Going. It's Not Brain Surgery To Figure Out The End Of A Romantic Comedy.

How Did I End Up In Films With People Like Keira Knightley... All These Beautiful Leading Ladies And Me - It's Kind Of Shocking.