I Am A Patriot And I Want

The Ability To Compromise And Having The Ability To Laugh At Ourselves Is Huge And Works Well For Me.

I Love My Wife Dearly, And, Therefore, I've Never Cooked A Meal, Romantic Or Otherwise, For Her.

It's Harder When People Are Playing Along, Because It's Just Not As Funny. They're Trying To Be Funny, And It Sort Of Cancels Out The Whole Joke.

I've Waited My Entire Life To Be Busy. Whenever I Hear Actors Complain About Being Busy, I Think, 'shut Up.' Because You Do, You Wait To Be Successful Or To Be Able To Work.

The Better The Person You're With, The Better You're Going To Be Because They're Giving You So Much More.