I Am A Poor Man, But I

Men Are Seldom Underrated; The Mercury In A Man Finds Its True Level In The Eyes Of The World Just As Certainly As It Does In The Glass Of A Thermometer.

The Unfortunate Do Not Pity The Unfortunate.

A Good Reliable Set Of Bowels Is Worth More To A Man Than Any Quantity Of Brains.

Zoroaster Said, When In Doubt Abstain; But This Does Not Always Apply. At Cards, When In Doubt Take The Trick.

I Have Lived In This World Just Long Enough To Look Carefully The Second Time Into Things That I Am Most Certain Of The First Time.