I Am A Reformed Catholic. I'm A

I Do Not Spoil Women. ... I Don't Send Them Flowers And Gifts. . . . I'm Saving Those Gestures Until I Am An Unpleasant Old Man Who Must Resort To Bribery To Win A Woman's Synthetic Affections.

I Am Annoyed By Individuals Who Are Embarrassed By Pauses In A Conversation. To Me, Every Conversational Pause Refreshes.

The Actor Is Not Quite A Human Being-but Then, Who Is?

Acting Is Like Roller Skating. Once You Know How To Do It, It Is Neither Stimulating Nor Exciting.

Dear World, I Am Leaving Because I Am Bored.