I Am A Rubbish Flirt.

In Actual Life I Am A Grumpy Old Bag.

I'm Not A Big Drinking Person And Hardly Ever Have Alcohol. Perhaps It's Not Sweet Enough For My Sweet Tooth.

Im Constantly Astounded By How Amazing Women Are. And As We Go Through All These Different Stages Of Life As Long As You Share Them With Others And Say, Well, This Is Bloody Weird, You Can Get Through Everything.

I Love It When Somebody Makes Me Laugh - It's What Attracts Me To People.

I Don't Read Novels Whilst I'm Writing One; I Just Haven't Got A Wide Enough Brain To Concentrate On Incoming And Outgoing In The Same Time Zone.