I Am A Spy In The House

[my Grandparents] Were From Texas. El Paso. White Trash.

Never Love For Me, Only Obsession. Someone Has To Stand Still For You To Love Them. My Choices Are Always On The Run.

Here's How Men Think. Sex, Work - And Those Are Reversible, Depending On Age - Sex, Work, Food, Sports And Lastly, Begrudgingly, Relationships. And Here's How Women Think. Relationships, Relationships, Relationships, Work, Sex, Shopping, Weight, Food.

I'm The Wife Spike Lee Deserves. A White Woman, Which He Says He Would Never Be With, So Let's Get Someone Really White. I Am Spike Lee's Wife From Hell. I'm White And Weird And I Won't Pay Enough Attention To Him. If He Does Any More Of Those Angry Interviews, I'm Going To Write Him And See If He Wants The Wife He Deserves.

You're Not Surprised When Alcoholics Act Like Alcoholics. It's More Surprising When Non-alcoholics Start Acting Like Alcoholics.