I Am A Tender-hearted Person, And I

I Don't Have Anything To Say About Other People's Art And Their Work.

Don't Judge Me By The Cover, 'cause I'm A Real Good Book.

I Wear Wigs All The Time On Shows, And Every Day When I'm In Public, At Dollywood. People Say, 'how Many Wigs Do You Have?' And I Say, 'well, At Least 365 Because I Wear At Least One A Day.'

Every Seven Years, I Sit Down And Make A Whole New Plan.

I Did Not, Thank The Lord, Have To Have A Hysterectomy.