I Am A Total Me, Me, Me

The Calla Lilies Are In Bloom Again.

You Never Feel That You Have Fame. It's Always In Back Of You.

It Would Be A Terrific Innovation If You Could Get Your Mind To Stretch A Little Further Than The Next Wisecrack.

"isn't It Fun Getting Older?" Is Really A Terrible Fallacy. That's Like Saying I Prefer Driving An Old Car With A Flat Tire.

The Only Time I Am Ever Miserable Is When I Do Something Just For The Money.