I Am A Very Discreet Human When

I Get Lots Of Awards For Being Mentally Ill. Apparently, I Am Better At Being Mentally Ill Than Almost Anything Else I've Ever Done. Seriously - I Have A Shelf Of Awards For Being Bipolar.

I Just Admire My Mother Very Much.

I Quote Fictional Characters, Because I'm A Fictional Character Myself!

Tom Hanks Was Really Great [the 'burbs']. The Director, Joe Dante, Was Wonderful. We Filmed It Here During The Summer, Every Day At Universal. Even The Food Was Good - I Mean It Was Junk But It Was Really Good. The Whole Thing Was Like Some Ideal Summer-school Experience. It May Not Have Been The Best Movie Ever, But It Was Certainly The Most Fun.

I Mean, That's At Least In Part Why I Ingested Chemical Waste - It Was A Kind Of Desire To Abbreviate Myself. To Present The Cliffnotes Of The Emotional Me, As Opposed To The Twelve-column Read.