I Am A Very Discreet Human When

Sometimes I Feel Like I've Got My Nose Pressed Up Against The Window Of A Bakery, Only I'm The Bread.

Meryl [streep] Plays The Me-ish Character. I Love Meryl. She's Totally Wonderful.

As We All Know, There Is No Underwear In Space.

You Can't Really Accurately Diagnose Someone, I Think. Or I've Been Told That.

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