I Am Against Slavery Simply Because I

God Is A Republican, And Santa Claus Is A Democrat.

Suppose Two-thirds Of The Members Of The National House Of Representatives Were Dumped Into The Washington Garbage Incinerator Tomorrow, What Would We Lose To Offset Our Gain Of Their Salaries And The Salaries Of Their Parasites?

The Difference Between A Moral Man And A Man Of Honor Is That The Latter Regrets A Discreditable Act, Even When It Has Worked And He Has Not Been Caught.

A Man May Be A Fool And Not Know It, But Not If He Is Married.

Nature Abhors A Moron.