I Am An Only Child. I Have

Cynicism Is Reality With An Alternate Spelling.

And My Parents Finally Realize I'm Kidnapped And They Snap Into Action Immediately: They Rent Out My Room.

The Chief Problem About Death ... Is The Fear That There May Be No Afterlife - A Depressing Thought.

Interestingly, According To Modern Astronomers, Space Is Finite. This Is A Very Comforting Thought-particularly For People Who Can Never Remember Where They Have Left Things.

Life Is Short. Short, And Not About Anything Except What You Can Touch And What Touches You.