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Mummy, I Woke Today And There Was A Lincoln Log In Me Sock Drawer! ... That's The Story Of Jesus.

The Definition Of Black Irony Is Pro-lifers Killing Doctors Who Do Abortions

The Puppet On The Right Shares My Beliefs, The Puppet On The Left Is More To My Liking. Hey...there's One Guy Holding Up Both!

I Believe That There Is An Equality To All Humanity. We All Suck.

A Christian Will Say... "i Believe God Created Me In One Day" Yeah, Looks Liked He Rushed It.