I Am Billed As A Humorist, But

Cæsar Might Have Married Her [cleopatra], But He Had A Wife At Home. There's Always Something.

Pliny The Elder Perished In 79 A.d. When He Refused To Flee From The Great Eruption Of Mt. Vesuvius, Insisting That Everything Would Be All Right. It Wasn't.

The Wren-box Problem Is Becoming More Acute Each Year, For Wrens Now Demand Better Housing Conditions And Labor-saving Devices.

We All Make Mistakes, But Intelligence Enables Us To Do It On Purpose.

Humor Springs From Rage, Hay Fever, Overdue Rent And Miscellaneous Hell.