I Am Both A Night Owl And

Everybody Wants To Be A Bond Villain. That Is The Coolest. To Be Able To Portray A Bond Villain, That Is The Feather In Any Actor's Cap.

You're So In Love With Your Children That You'd Do Anything For Them; That's Not Necessarily The Best Thing.

I Was Sort Of Traumatized By Girls In The Third Grade. Because There Was A Girl In My Third Grade Class I Had A Crush On. I Bought Her A Box Of Valentine's Day Chocolate. And I Put It In Her Cubby With A Note That Said Something Like, "i Am Deeply In Love With You, Your Secret Admirer." And I Didn't Sign My Name.

Because I Went From The Daily Show Where I Was A Fake News Guy On A Fake News Show To Bruce Almighty Where I Played A News Guy To Anchorman Where I Played A News Guy, Now I'm...yeah, I Tend To Gravitate Towards Suits.

I'm A Fun Dad, But I Don't Know If I'm The Fun, Crazy Dad.