I Am Called A Dog Because I

To The Question What Wine He Found Pleasant To Drink, He Replied, "that For Which Other People Pay."

I Am Looking For A Human.

Why Not Whip The Teacher When The Pupil Misbehaves?

Those Who Have Virtue Always In Their Mouths, And Neglect It In Practice, Are Like A Harp, Which Emits A Sound Pleasing To Others, While Itself Is Insensible Of The Music.

When Asked What Was The Proper Time For Supper: If You Are A Rich Man, Whenever You Please; And If You Are A Poor Man, Whenever You Can.