I Am Deeply Superficial.

After My Screen Test, The Director Clapped His Hands Gleefully And Yelled: “she Can't Talk! She Can't Act! She's Sensational!”

And The News Got Worse. It Appeared That There Was This Whole Other Person Jesus Christ Whose Birthday A Lot Of People Tended To Confuse With Mine. I Was Personally Outraged. It Was A Long Time Before I Forgave The Lord For That.

It’s A Pity Nobody Believes In Simple Lust Anymore.

I've Certainly Never Taken The Care Of Myself That I Should Have. On The Contrary. I've Done A Lot Of Late Nights Without Enough Sleep And All That. But I've Had Fun. Whatever Wrinkles Are There, I've Enjoyed Getting Them.

I Think The Main Reason My Marriages Failed Is That I Always Loved Too Well But Never Wisely.