I Am Fine With The Fact That

I Never Really Thought Of Myself As A Physical Comedian. But When I Was A Kid, I Used To, You Know, Pretend To Trip Over Things To Make Girls Laugh In School And Stuff Like That. So I Kind Of Learned How To Fall Without Hurting Yourself.

In A Perfect World, My Tennis Game Gets Better. I Have Kids And A Beautiful Wife And Live On Some Hill Somewhere That's Not In Los Angeles. And The Script That Tom Hanks Just Barely Turned Down Gets In My Hands.

I Used To Be A Real Prince Charming If I Went On A Date With A Girl. But Then I'd Get To Where I Was Likely To Have A Stroke From The Stress Of Keeping Up My Act. I've Since Learned The Key To A Good Date Is To Pay Attention On Her.

Trying To Overcome Addiction Is One Of The Hardest Things For A Person To Do. And The Fact That I Had To Do It Under The Scrutiny Of Tabloid Press At First Made It Seem Even More Difficult. But In Fact, It Oddly Ended Up Being A Plus. Because Of The Tabloid Stuff, It Wasn't Like I Could Walk Into A Bar And Order A Drink.

I Learned A Valuable Lesson Doing 'mr. Sunshine,' Which Is That I Didn't Want To Be In Charge Because It's Too Much. Being In Charge And Acting In Every Scene Was Just Too Difficult. It's Like Eating Dinner In A Moving Golf Cart Every Night.