I Am Going To Be The Next

I'm The Most Mellow Person Offstage. I Think It's Just, Going Onstage Lets Me Get Out Some Frustration That I'm Too Shy To Do In Real Life. Instead Of Doing It In Private, I'd Rather Do It In Front Of 1,000 People Who've Paid $25 To See Me Lose My Mind.

When You Look Like I Do Its Hard To Get A Table For One At Chucky Cheese.

We All Know How Funny Morrissey Is. Actually, You Know What? I Say That Sarcastically. His Songs Are Some Of The Funniest Songs I've Ever Heard In My Life. I Mean, Really. I Mean, Not That The "girlfriend In A Coma" Is, Like, Really Funny.

When A Role Seems Fun It's Easy To Play. It Kind Of Comes Organically.

You Save 15 More Minutes Of Sleep If You Are A Man And You Don't Have To Shave.