I Am Going To Put The Bible

To Me, The Most Obscene Word In Our Language Is Celibacy.

[t]he Blossom Of Benevolence, Of Charity, Is The Fairest Flower, No Matter Whether It Blooms By The Side Of A Hovel, Or Bursts From A Vine Climbing The Marble Pillar Of A Palace. I Respect No Man Because He Is Rich; I Hold In Contempt No Man Because He Is Poor.

I Would Rather Smoke One Cigar Than Hear Two Sermons.

The More False We Destroy, The More Room There Will Be For The True.

The Churches Have No Confidence In Each Other. Why? Because They Are Acquainted With Each Other.