I Am Hoping Very Much To Get

He Is Like Some Sherry-crazed Old Dowager Who Has Lost The Family Silver At Roulette, And Who Now Decides To Double Up By Betting The House As Well.

It Is Just Flipping Unbelievable. He Is A Mixture Of Harry Houdini And A Greased Piglet. He Is Barely Human In His Elusiveness. Nailing Blair Is Like Trying To Pin Jelly To A Wall.

I Have As Much Chance Of Becoming Prime Minister As Of Being Decapitated By A Frisbee Or Of Finding Elvis.

Can I Say Anything Good About Ken Livingstone? A Long Time Ago He Did Some Good Things, But I Can't Now Remember What Any Of Them Were.

I Lead A Life Of Blameless Domesticity And Always Have Done.