I Am Looking For A Human.

If Only It Was As Easy To Banish Hunger By Rubbing The Belly As It Is To Masturbate.

I Like Best The Wine Drunk At The Cost Of Others.

He Was Breakfasting In The Marketplace, And The Bystanders Gathered Round Him With Cries Of "dog." "it Is You Who Are Dogs," Cried He, "when You Stand Round And Watch Me At My Breakfast."

Dogs And Philosophers Do The Greatest Good And Get The Fewest Rewards.

Antisthenes Used To Say That Envious People Were Devoured By Their Own Disposition, Just As Iron Is By Rust. Envy Of Others Comes From Comparing What They Have With What The Envious Person Has, Rather Than The Envious Person Realising They Have More Than What They Could Have And Certainly More Than Some Others And Being Grateful. It Is Really Just An Inability To Get A Correct Perspective On Their Lives.