I Am Not Bisexual. I Am Not

Comedy Is Just To Me, Maybe It's A Natural Knack, If I Can See Where The Joke Is In The Writing And I Can See Where The Setup Is And I Can Tell This Is The Way To Make It.

This Whole Acting Thing Was Always Just For Me And Was Always An Absolute Shot In The Dark. If It Didn't Pan Out, I Had My Hammer And Tool Belt, Banging Nails Again Tomorrow If I Had To.

In Comedy, You Have To Be Unafraid To Hang From The Tree Branch Naked In The High Wind And You Have To Be Absolutely Unafraid To Look Ridiculous And Silly.

The Way I Look At It, Everything Is A Trade. You Acquire Some Money, So Then You've Got No Financial Burdens, But Everyone Wants Your Money And So Who Can You Trust? Or You've Got No Money And You Can Trust Anyone, But Then You've Got The Worry To Pay Bills. Which Is Worse?

I Keep Waiting For The Roof To Cave In. I Was Raised To Follow The Golden Rule, You Know, Treat People The Way You Wish To Be Treated. That's Kind Of The Way I Live My Life. Maybe Someone Up There Likes Me For That.