I Am Not Going To Be The

Sometimes I Think To Myself, What Should James Franco Say Next? And Then It Comes To Me. Boobs.

Quite Franc-ly, I Think I Am An Asset To This World We Live In. I Know That If I Didn’t Exist, There Would Be Some Truly Upset People Just Waiting For Me. A Life Without Franco Is Like A Kitten Without Fur. That’s What My Reflection Told Me.

We Tell Specific Stories About Ourselves To Ourselves And We're All The Heroes Of Our Own Lives. But You Live Through Certain Experiences With Other People, And Sometimes They Have Very Different Takes On What Happened.

Everyone Pretends To Be Normal And Be Your Best Friend, But Underneath, Everyone Is Living Some Other Life You Don't Know About, And If Only We Had A Camera On Us At All Times, We Could Go And Watch Each Other's Tapes And Find Out What Each Of Us Was Really Like.

Sometimes Rabbits, Like, Turn Me On. I Don't Know Why.