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The Glass Is Always Half Empty. All Good Comedians Are Manic-depressive.

Looking 50 Is Great, If You're 60.

I Have Flabby Thighs, But Fortunately My Stomach Covers Them.

The First Rule Of Survival Is: Make Your Own Rules. The Hell Anyone Thinks About The Way You're Acting; Listen Only To Yourself.

Oprah Winfrey Is So Powerful That She Had The Rapture Postponed Until After Her Final Show Airs.