I Am Not One Of These People

Get A Day Job, Make Your Money From That, And Write To Please Yourself.

I Usually Say I Write For The Smartest, Cleverest, Wittiest Audience I Know, And That's Me.

I Don't Know How You Perceive My Mission As A Writer, But For Me It Is Not A Responsibility To Reaffirm Your Concretized Myths And Provincial Prejudices. It Is Not My Job To Lull You With A False Sense Of The Rightness Of The Universe. This Wonderful And Terrible Occupation Of Recreating The World In A Different Way, Each Time Fresh And Strange, Is An Act Of Revolutionary Guerrilla Warfare. I Stir The Soup. I Inconvenience You. I Make Your Nose Run And Your Eyes Water.

The World Is Turning Into A Cesspool Of Imbeciles.

I Will Live To Piss In The Open Mouths Or The Open Graves Of My Enemies, Whichever Comes First.