I Am Not Part Of The Problem.

Much To Popular Disbelief, Horses Walking Around During The Elections With Their Tails Straight Up In The Air Are Not Showing Off Their Bush/quale Buttons.

My Grandfather... Saw Where Inherited Wealth Ruined People. And My Grandfather Was Right.

Maybe You Guys Will Get Lucky This Year And Face The Orioles In The World Series

I Deserve Respect For The Things I Did Not Do.

What A Terrible Thing To Have Lost One's Mind. Or Not To Have A Mind At All. How True That Is.