I Am Not Scared Of You, I

I Have Like Two Dreams A Week That I Have To Write A Paper That I'm Late With Or That I've Gone Back To High School And Have To Do That In Addition To My Current Job.

[writing] Totally Changed My Life. It Gave Me My Life. Everything Opened Up.

I Always Had Stories Inside My Head And One Day I Just Decided To Start Writing Them Down. I Didn't Actually Decide.

We Weren't Doing Blow Jobs When I Was Growing Up.

Sometimes I'll Say, "i Wrote That Book," And The Person Will Look At You As If You're Really Strange. One Time That Happened To My Daughter On A Plane. She Was Sitting Next To A Girl Who Was Reading One Of My Books And My Daughter Said, "my Mother Wrote That Book." And The Girl Started To Quiz My Daughter, Asking Her All Sorts Of Questions, Like What Are The Names Of Judy's Children And Where Did She Grow Up. My Daughter Thought It Was So Funny.