I Am Not Strange. I Am Just

God Is Just Another Artist, Like Me.

Beauty Should Be Edible, Or Not At All.

You Know The Worst Thing Is Freedom. Freedom Of Any Kind Is The Worst For Creativity. You Know, Dali Spent Two Months In Jail In Spain, And These Two Months Were The Most Enjoyable And Happy In My Life. Before My Jail Period, I Was Always Nervous, Anxious. I Didn't Know If I Should Make A Drawing, Or Perhaps Make A Poem, Or Go To The Movies Or The Theatre, Or Catch A Girl, Or Play With The Boys. The People Put Me In Jail, And My Life Became Divine. Tremendous!

Great Wine Requires A Mad Man To Grow The Vine, A Wise Man To Watch Over It, A Lucid Poet To Make It, And A Lover To Drink It.

The Two Greatest Strokes Of Luck That Can Happen To A Painter Are (1) To Be Spanish, (2) To Be Called Dali