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Words," He Said, "is Oh Such A Twitch-tickling Problem To Me All My Life.

I Do Have A Blurred Memory Of Sitting On The Stairs And Trying Over And Over Again To Tie One Of My Shoelaces, But That Is All That Comes Back To Me Of School Itself.

A Girl Should Think About Making Herself Look Attractive So She Can Get A Good Husband Later On. Looks Is More Important Than Books, Miss Hunky..." "the Name Is Honey," Miss Honey Said. "now Look At Me," Mrs Wormwood Said. "then Look At You. You Chose Books. I Chose Looks.

If You Have Good Thoughts They Will Shine Out Of Your Face Like Sunbeams And You Will Always Look Lovely.

I Have A Passion For Teaching Kids To Become Readers, To Become Comfortable With A Book, Not Daunted. Books Shouldn't Be Daunting, They Should Be Funny, Exciting And Wonderful; And Learning To Be A Reader Gives A Terrific Advantage.