I Am Positive I Was Not A

Dear Baby, I Hope Someday Somebody Wants To Hold You For 20 Minutes Straight And That's All They Do. They Don't Pull Away. They Don't Look At Your Face. They Don't Try To Kiss You. All They Do Is Wrap You Up In Their Arms And Hold On Tight, Without An Ounce Of Selfishness To It.

I Want To Be Able To Raise My Kid. I Was Totally Being A Martyr About It At First, Thinking I Could Totally Do It On My Own, Which I Did For A While. I've Hired A Babysitter Before, But As For A Full-time Caregiver... For A Control Freak Like Me, It Ain't Gonna Happen!

When You Are 16 You Are Supposed To Be Doing Cool Things, Like Sneaking Alcohol, Not Living In Disney World And Doing Skits About Mice.

I Love The Complication Of The Kids In The Characters' Lives. I Love That These Two People Are Very Capable In All These Ways. They're So Trained. They're Kind Of Deadly. They're Smart And Vicious At Times, But I Love That They're Undone By A Teenager, Like We All Are. We're All Incensed And Undone By The Ungratefulness Of A Child, And I Love That It Matters So Greatly To Them, In A Way That It Matters To Every Parent. Teenagers Are Going To Do That No Matter Where You Live Or Who You Are.

[andy Griffith] Is So Great. He's Just A Dream. He's A Beautiful Man And So Professional. I Think He Had More To Say, Script-wise, Than Anyone Else, And When You're Older It's Not Easy To Memorize Lines.