I Am Proof That The American Dream

You Don't Want To Make A Steady Diet Of Just Lettuce. You Don't Want To Make A Steady Diet Of Fried Chicken.

Having An Audience Is Almost Like Plugging Me Into An Electrical Outlet. People Feed Me So Much Of Their Energy. We Have A Great Time. It's All About The Fellowship.

The Thought Of Eating Rabbit And Squirrels Doesn't Appeal To Me. And That Was On Our Table Quite Often As A Kid. In Your Uppity Restaurants, They Serve A Lot Of Rabbit. But I Just Can't Help But Think Of Peter. And Deer, I Can't Go There, Because Of Bambi.

I Found That When I Went From Albany To Savannah, That I Needed To Put That White Rice Away, And I Needed To Turn That Into Savannah Red Rice Because They Were Big Into That Sausage, Tomato-y, Bell Pepper-y Rice Mixture.

Down South, Even Our Vegetables Have Some Pig Hidden Somewhere In It. A Vegetable Isn't A Vegetable Without A Little Ham Hock.