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Don't Argue What You Don't Believe In. Rule Number One, In Law And In Life.

My Theory Is That You Find Out Who Your True Friends Are When Something Good Happens To You, Not When Something Bad Happens To You. Everybody Loves You When Something Bad Happens To You. Then You're Easy To Love.

Testosterone Should Be A Controlled Substance.

Because The Thing About Love Is That We Can't Control Whether We Get It, But We Can Control Whether We Give It.

I Still Think I'm Writing Nancy Drew With A Mortgage.