I Am So Smart. I Am So

For Too Much Rest Becomes A Pain.

You Know Those Balls That They Put On Car Antennas So You Can Find Them In The Parking Lot? Those Should Be On Every Car!

Aries In His Many Fits Knows No Favorites.

He Lives Not Long Who Battles With The Immortals, Nor Do His Children Prattle About His Knees When He Has Come Back From Battle And The Dread Fray.

You Know, The One With All The Well Meaning Rules That Don't Work Out In Real Life, Uh, Christianity.