I Am Sometimes Bored By People, But

Sisters Are A Shield Against Life's Cruel Adversity.

English Doctors Have Killed 3/4 Of My Friends & The Joke Is The Remaining 1/4 Go On Recommending Them, So Odd Is Human Nature.

Always Remember, Children, That Marriage Is A Very Intimate Relationship. It's Not Just Sitting And Chatting To A Person; There Are Other Things, You Know.

Nothing Makes People Crosser Than Being Considered Too Old For Love.

If I Had A Girl I Should Say To Her, 'marry For Love If You Can, It Won't Last, But It Is A Very Interesting Experience And Makes A Good Beginning In Life. Later On, When You Marry For Money, For Heaven's Sake Let It Be Big Money. There Are No Other Possible Reasons For Marrying At All.