I Am The Ayatollah Of Rock 'n'

You Will Never Ever Be The Same Again!

X-pac, I Feel Terrible That You Have To Come Out Here And Defend The Integrity Of A Woman Who Has Absolutely None. I Mean As Far As Stephanie Mcmahon-helmsley Is Concerned The Word Honor Means Jump On Her And Stay On Her. Well, Let's Spell That Word H-o-n-o-r. I Guess Stephanie Is Half Of That. After All She Is A Filthy, Dirty, Disgusting, Brutal, Skanky, Bottom Feeding Trash Bog H-o. And No Amount Of Defending Will Ever, Ever Change That!

We Both Liked The Idea But Couldn't Figure Out A Way To Get Up To The Roof. Vince Had Just Seen The Spider-man Movie And Suggested We Shoot Webs Out Of Our Wrists And Swing Up There. We Asked Vince Not To Contribute Any More Ideas.

I've Always Had An Air Of Mystery.

All Right, New York City! Welcome To Madison... Square... Jericho! And After Tonight, When I Become The True, Undisputed Intercontinental Champion, The Jerichoholics Of The Big Apple Will Throw A Celebration Party That Will Make The Millennium Bash In Times Square Look Like My Sister's Seventh Birthday Party! It'll Be A Celebration So Huge, So Grandiose, So Spectacular, That It Will Never, Eeeeeeeever, Be Forgotten Again!