I Am Writing These Poems From Inside

What Did The Carrot Say To The Wheat? Lettuce Rest, I'm Feeling Beet.

Each Time I See The Upside-down Man Standing In The Water, I Look At Him And Start To Laugh, Although I Shouldn't Oughtter. For Maybe In Another World Another Time Another Town, Maybe He Is Right Side Up And I Am Upside Down

Teddy Said It Was A Hat, So I Put It On. Now Dad Is Saying, "where The Heck's The Toilet Plunger Gone?

My Skin Is Kind Of Sort Of Brownish Pinkish Yellowish White. My Eyes Are Greyish Blueish Green, But I'm Told They Look Orange In The Night. My Hair Is Reddish Blondish Brown, But Its Silver When Its Wet, And All The Colors I Am Inside Have Not Been Invented Yet.

My Beard Grows Down To My Toes, I Never Wears No Clothes, I Wraps My Hair Around My Bare, And Down The Road I Goes.