I Applied To Uncyclopedia Bassists, And Was

Jimmy Page Is An Excellent Producer. Led Zeppelin I And Ii Are Classics. As A Player He's Very Good In The Studio, But I've Never Seen Him Play Well Live. He's Sloppy. He Plays Like He's Got A Broken Hand And He's Two Years Old. If You Put Out A Good Album And Play Like A Two Year Old, What's The Purpose?

I'll Always Leave The Same Set Of Strings On My Guitars When I'm Recording. If I Break One I'll Just Replace It Instead Of Putting On A Whole New Set Of Strings.

I Can't Read Music. Instead, I'd Do Stuff Inside The Piano, Do Harmonics And All Kinds Of Crazy Things. They Used To Put Me In These Annual Piano Contests Down At Long Beach City College, And Two Years In A Row, I Won First Prize - Out Of Like 5,000 Kids!

When I Was Growing Up And Listening To Bands Like The Dave Clark Five, The Groove Was What Initially Got Me Going. I Really Like That Funky, Heavy Groove.

I'm The One In The Band That Said I'm Not Going On Tour Unless We Do A Record.